i dont try to find friends anymore instead i make vague bioware references and wait for someone to start crying so i know theyre cool
girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”
the da vinci code has been cracked
“And finally Piero knew what he had to do. It would be his greatest creation. Who it was for did not concern him. In due time all would be revealed.”
allytier replied to your post: welp akon is less than a week away and i have some…
You dont even make gifs regularly hahahahahahHahhdbwnflcm
oh shit you found out the secret

We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution
can you imagine how much funding would be put towards this on a kickstarter though
IT’S A REPLICATOR!!!
I AM STILL EXCITED ABOUT THIS
*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex
Crazy Amy’s Baking Company (by jaxamoto)
OH GOD WATCH THIS IF YOU’VE SEEN THE EPISODE OF KITCHEN NIGHTMARES SHE’S ON.
Oh my god it is TEN TIMES BETTER NOW
OH MY GOD THAT ENDING
my spiritual home
now you too can get hit on by kaji


